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๐ŸŽฎ Trusted by absolutely no one on Sand Hill Road

Fund the future. Dodge the frauds.

Pitch decks. Founder meetings. The constant fear you're funding the next Theranos.

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Pre-seed ยท Raising $400K

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How It Works

From inbox to exit in four simple steps. No MBA required.

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Step 1

Browse Your Inbox

Founders are desperate to pitch you. Skim the cold emails and pick the ones worth your time.

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Step 2

Review the Deck

Every startup has a pitch deck. Some are brilliant. Some are... creative with their metrics.

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Step 3

Grill the Founder

Ask tough questions. Watch them squirm. Spot the tells. Is this founder legit or a fraud?

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Step 4

Invest or Pass

Write the check or walk away. Then watch your portfolio soarโ€”or crash spectacularly.

Ready to find some unicorns?

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